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Doctor Duffy · **Rape -** 08-10-2006, 10:25 PM

My dad met this guy on Craigslist who came over to buy one of the sewing machines we have in the garage. The guy's straight over from Havaa (Africa) and he's fucking huge. I mean, he's like 6'8" (no shit) and has pecks that are fucking massive.

Anyway, he asked me if I played soccer since he said I have the build, as my calf's are pretty muscled up and all cool: . Thing is, I havent played a serious game of soccer in my life, and he said I should get into it because my build is "parfeck!" so he's invited me to play this Sunday. I said yeah, and now I gotta meet him at the park at 5.

I'm bringing a condom just in case, wish me luck dewds loney:

Edit: Havana.

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Doctor Duffy is Offline Senior Member Posts: 5,825 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Banned	Rape - 08-10-2006, 10:25 PM My dad met this guy on Craigslist who came over to buy one of the sewing machines we have in the garage. The guy's straight over from Havaa (Africa) and he's fucking huge. I mean, he's like 6'8" (no shit) and has pecks that are fucking massive. Anyway, he asked me if I played soccer since he said I have the build, as my calf's are pretty muscled up and all cool: . Thing is, I havent played a serious game of soccer in my life, and he said I should get into it because my build is "parfeck!" so he's invited me to play this Sunday. I said yeah, and now I gotta meet him at the park at 5. I'm bringing a condom just in case, wish me luck dewds loney: Edit: Havana.