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Bazooka_Joe · **The "Osama Yo-mama" Torture Thread! -** 09-09-2002, 11:42 AM

I'm sure this already has ben made, but eh, oh well.

HOW WOULD YOU TORTURE OSAMA BIN LADEN ONCE HE WAS CAPTURED?

I would keep him in a cage just big enough for him to sit in. Take a piss on him to wake him up in the morning, feed him a square meal of 3 rats per day, and let him drink toilet water. About every six hours or so, I would send in "Mongo" to play with him for about 30 seconds. If he became heavily injured, I would bring him to a medic for healing so he couldn't die (after all, death is their overall greatest achivement!) Daily activitys would include shaving & showering, watching pornos, and making hm part of a Sept 11th exhibit, where all visitors get one free stone to do with as you please! biggrin:

We're still hunting you down, you Quickie-mart bastard!

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Bazooka_Joe is Offline Senior Member Posts: 12,585 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Staten Island, NY, USA	The "Osama Yo-mama" Torture Thread! - 09-09-2002, 11:42 AM I'm sure this already has ben made, but eh, oh well. HOW WOULD YOU TORTURE OSAMA BIN LADEN ONCE HE WAS CAPTURED? I would keep him in a cage just big enough for him to sit in. Take a piss on him to wake him up in the morning, feed him a square meal of 3 rats per day, and let him drink toilet water. About every six hours or so, I would send in "Mongo" to play with him for about 30 seconds. If he became heavily injured, I would bring him to a medic for healing so he couldn't die (after all, death is their overall greatest achivement!) Daily activitys would include shaving & showering, watching pornos, and making hm part of a Sept 11th exhibit, where all visitors get one free stone to do with as you please! biggrin: We're still hunting you down, you Quickie-mart bastard!