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harpua · 09-06-2006, 09:10 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":9a800]Steps to become awesome in high school:

1) Start taking some prohormones. Judging from your pics, you need all the testosterone you need to EVER have a chance of growing a beard. If you look like a man, you'll get the respect of a man. This is 90% of the cause of Pyro's struggle in life.

2) Don't be timid. Girls don't dig a quiet nerd who jacks it to Dungeons and Dragons every day after school. Get out and get involved. You'd be surprised how a simple action such as joining the SGA and other clubs can get you familiar with a lot of the hot girls. AND, by this time, you'll have been taking the prohormones long enough to look like a man and have a big bulge in your pants, something those other pukes in your grade won't have. You'll be a hit.

3) Don't try too hard. Nobody likes people that just try too Goddamn hard to fit in. There was a guy in my grade that always said the stupidest shit, and everybody wanted to kill him because of it. The guys thought he was a fag; the girls thought he was revolting. Sometimes, you just won't be able to fit in with the cool kids crowd. If this happens to you, just don't give a shit. Be a neutral guy who doesn't stick to one clique. You'll gain the respect of a lot of people and girls will think you're cool.

4) Don't be afraid to do unique and crazy shit and show school spirit. I know this contrasts with the don't try too hard aspect, but at things like Pep Rallys and such, if you come up with unique shit to either bring or wear chances are the girls will want to be around you so they can mooch off of your good idea. Then that will make you look good. Same thing goes for any other school activities. The most popular dudes in high school were often those who had a lot of school spirit. People like that charisma it brings.[/quote:9a800]

good advice i wish i had that in highschool.

damnit crazy if you dont get ass cause of this advice...well shame on you.

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harpua is Offline Senior Member Posts: 1,413 Join Date: May 2004 Location: IUP	09-06-2006, 09:10 PM [quote="Chronic Diarrhea":9a800]Steps to become awesome in high school: 1) Start taking some prohormones. Judging from your pics, you need all the testosterone you need to EVER have a chance of growing a beard. If you look like a man, you'll get the respect of a man. This is 90% of the cause of Pyro's struggle in life. 2) Don't be timid. Girls don't dig a quiet nerd who jacks it to Dungeons and Dragons every day after school. Get out and get involved. You'd be surprised how a simple action such as joining the SGA and other clubs can get you familiar with a lot of the hot girls. AND, by this time, you'll have been taking the prohormones long enough to look like a man and have a big bulge in your pants, something those other pukes in your grade won't have. You'll be a hit. 3) Don't try too hard. Nobody likes people that just try too Goddamn hard to fit in. There was a guy in my grade that always said the stupidest shit, and everybody wanted to kill him because of it. The guys thought he was a fag; the girls thought he was revolting. Sometimes, you just won't be able to fit in with the cool kids crowd. If this happens to you, just don't give a shit. Be a neutral guy who doesn't stick to one clique. You'll gain the respect of a lot of people and girls will think you're cool. 4) Don't be afraid to do unique and crazy shit and show school spirit. I know this contrasts with the don't try too hard aspect, but at things like Pep Rallys and such, if you come up with unique shit to either bring or wear chances are the girls will want to be around you so they can mooch off of your good idea. Then that will make you look good. Same thing goes for any other school activities. The most popular dudes in high school were often those who had a lot of school spirit. People like that charisma it brings.[/quote:9a800] good advice i wish i had that in highschool. damnit crazy if you dont get ass cause of this advice...well shame on you.