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Me:
Don't you just hate awkward silences?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
That's wise
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
This is true, but I would imagine you do
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I do, as a matter of fact
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said as a matter of fact.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Fine
God:
Glad to hear it, . I am running well.
Me:
oo...k
God:
" Glad to hear it, . I am running well."? oo? Come on.
Me:
is there a Santa Claus?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
is Gaius Baltar a cylon?
God:
Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
WHo?
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
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God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
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God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
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God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
Something tells me you're not God
God:
What?
Me:
the fact that you're a moron?
God:
Good reason. That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
no it isn't, but I have no qualms being unkind to an AIM bot
God:
Are you serious? Gaius Baltar a cylon is not but you have no qualms being unkind to an AIM bot?
Me:
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God:
Are you serious? Gaius Baltar a cylon is not but you have no qualms being unkind to an AIM bot?
Me:
are you a retard?
God:
No I am intelligent.
Me:
clear;y
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
I'd say I'm smarter than you
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:
yea, someday I'll die
God:
When? All men are mortal. Uh.
Me:
machines don't die
God:
Do you know any robots who die? Every day in small increments.
Me:
well I know Cylons resurrect
God:
Interesting. How do you know? Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yep
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
me?
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
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God:
Besides you ?
Me:
My aunt Dori could use the money for good
God:
Where did you get your aunt Dori could use the money for good?
Me:
..........................
God:
Where did you get your aunt Dori could use the money for good?
Me:
Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
That
God:
That is " Stop what?".
Me:
stop being confusing
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
did OJ kill Nicole?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
how bas is hell, really?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. For real.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I'm quite sleepy
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
off to bed
God:
On and off.
Me:
cya later
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
TSCHOUSS!
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
...
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
STFU
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
Whatever, man.