
11-09-2006, 05:04 PM
Murphy has broken his leg and is stuck on the sofa, His mate paddy has come round to see him, His feet are cold and he asks paddy to go grab his slippers from upstairs, Paddy makes his way upstairs and finds murphy's
two daughters are there, "your dad sent me up to fuck you both" he says, "You liar" they reply, "wait a minute ill prove it" paddy shouts down "Both of them right murphy?" with which he reply's "yes! what's the point of fucking one"
happy:
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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