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Originally Posted by Merlin122
[quote:6e8bf]let me put it in your butt
ok, but only because i love you
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who said that again?[/quote:6e8bf]
ROFL I remember that shit. i think it was like jotun or judas that had that thread. i remembered i about shit myself laughing the first time i read that.
as for this. she definitly is hot, i say the easiest way to solve this problem with the minimal effort is to either start fucking at her place or if you have to fuck at your place, just fuck somewhere other then the bed. that way way when she falls asleep you can get up and go sleep in your nice DRY bed.
i also think it may be hilarious to jack off in her face while she sleeps and splooge all over her face and if she questions why her face is glazed when she wakes up, tell her that you were so drunk last night you had a "nocturnal emission" ahahaha seriously..........TRY IT!!!!!!!!!