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TGB! · 11-13-2006, 11:57 AM

[quote:3fd71]not goin any where player and you really need to get the KFC off the mind, hit up with gtboys and he can fwd you the coupon he got in his email.[/quote:3fd71]

KFC is good so long as, you know, you dont require it to live. When your wife is starting to sweat KFC-Gravy, I think its time for you to step in and run an intervention:

"Baby, I love you - but man cannot live on crispy and original recipe chicken alone!"

[quote:3fd71]I dont even own bf2142 nor have played a game in months so you need to come up with something better than that. Your game is seriously slipping you need to start checking some facts and figures before you try to step, because your shit is weaker than grandma tgb's osteoporosis laced bones. [/quote:3fd71]

Well yanno, I stopped subscribing to the NYCK WEST NEWSLETTER many moons ago. Wait. No I didnt. I just dont give a shit about your life enough to care to get the facts straight.

[quote:3fd71]you should go lay back jerk off to your lex steele's - black on blonde 57 while double fisting laminated pictures of britney and paris then take a nice refreshing dump smoking a nice menthol Newport cigarette and reading your latest http://www.nbra.info/ newsletter [/quote:3fd71]

See heres the thing Tonto - I'm PHYSICALLY attracted to the chicks I fuck. So the only time I need to yank it is when Im not in the mood for pussy or yanno, have a boner before I go to bed. . .just feels good. You on the other hand, you married "INNER-BEAUTY" - which is just like saying "Fuck it, I'm not gonna get any better than this - better just make the most of it." I DONT have the problem man, so I cant relate. I really, really, REALLY wish I could though. Really.

[/quote]maybe then everyone won't think of you as an obnoxious know-it-all douche bag [/quote]

My goal on the internet isnt to be liked so that I have somewhere to run to when I realize that (especially after having a kid with it) Im stuck here, in Hicks-Ville. For life. Until I die. But shes got inner-beauty. . .so Im sure it all works out.

And yea - me and Buck. Fucking two peas in a pod.

In Summary: You cant win. Period. So just keep trolling the internet to look for stories about Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and K-Fed, so you can remind yourself that youre better than them because youre not having sex with physically attractive people but "real people" with "real issues", and that you have to actually budget the money you spend instead of being able to have whatever you want; and then when you find all these stories post each and everyone of them in their own individual thread so you can repeatedly tell us what shitty lives they have, and indirectly what a Super-Fantastic life you have. . .and then we will pretend to not know that secretly youd leave your wife and kid for Spears or Hilton if they promised to make you their Man-Slut™ - hell even for K-Fed if he asked you to suck his dick for 2000 dollars.

Carry on soldier.

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TGB! is Offline Command Sergeant Major Posts: 2,644 Join Date: Dec 2003	11-13-2006, 11:57 AM [quote:3fd71]not goin any where player and you really need to get the KFC off the mind, hit up with gtboys and he can fwd you the coupon he got in his email.[/quote:3fd71] KFC is good so long as, you know, you dont require it to live. When your wife is starting to sweat KFC-Gravy, I think its time for you to step in and run an intervention: "Baby, I love you - but man cannot live on crispy and original recipe chicken alone!" [quote:3fd71]I dont even own bf2142 nor have played a game in months so you need to come up with something better than that. Your game is seriously slipping you need to start checking some facts and figures before you try to step, because your shit is weaker than grandma tgb's osteoporosis laced bones. [/quote:3fd71] Well yanno, I stopped subscribing to the NYCK WEST NEWSLETTER many moons ago. Wait. No I didnt. I just dont give a shit about your life enough to care to get the facts straight. [quote:3fd71]you should go lay back jerk off to your lex steele's - black on blonde 57 while double fisting laminated pictures of britney and paris then take a nice refreshing dump smoking a nice menthol Newport cigarette and reading your latest http://www.nbra.info/ newsletter [/quote:3fd71] See heres the thing Tonto - I'm PHYSICALLY attracted to the chicks I fuck. So the only time I need to yank it is when Im not in the mood for pussy or yanno, have a boner before I go to bed. . .just feels good. You on the other hand, you married "INNER-BEAUTY" - which is just like saying "Fuck it, I'm not gonna get any better than this - better just make the most of it." I DONT have the problem man, so I cant relate. I really, really, REALLY wish I could though. Really. [/quote]maybe then everyone won't think of you as an obnoxious know-it-all douche bag [/quote] My goal on the internet isnt to be liked so that I have somewhere to run to when I realize that (especially after having a kid with it) Im stuck here, in Hicks-Ville. For life. Until I die. But shes got inner-beauty. . .so Im sure it all works out. And yea - me and Buck. Fucking two peas in a pod. In Summary: You cant win. Period. So just keep trolling the internet to look for stories about Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and K-Fed, so you can remind yourself that youre better than them because youre not having sex with physically attractive people but "real people" with "real issues", and that you have to actually budget the money you spend instead of being able to have whatever you want; and then when you find all these stories post each and everyone of them in their own individual thread so you can repeatedly tell us what shitty lives they have, and indirectly what a Super-Fantastic life you have. . .and then we will pretend to not know that secretly youd leave your wife and kid for Spears or Hilton if they promised to make you their Man-Slut™ - hell even for K-Fed if he asked you to suck his dick for 2000 dollars. Carry on soldier.