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Default 11-13-2006, 05:06 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":6cf5e]
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Originally Posted by Colonel
yep. I would've loved to have shot the two guys that robbed me as they turned to leave. But the only satisfaction I got was tricking them into only getting about $50 or less, when they could have gotten ten times that amount.

Policeman: What did they look like.

Me: A .38 revolver

Policeman: Not the gun, what did the men look like.

Me: All I saw was the gun. I don't think I ever took my eyes off of the end of the snub nosed barrel.

mine was a little different

bad guy (BG) - give me all the money

me- fuck you

BG - do it or Ill shoot

me- fuck you (as I try to grab the gun)

BG- bang

me- you asshole, you shot me

BG- oh shit lets got out of here

me- fuck you



then I call the cops and they got caught a few miles away. They are resting in a Michigan prison for about 10 more years

BTW I can say a beer belly saved my life!!![/quote:6cf5e]

U kidding right? ed:

I only know one person with a gun out of everyone I know, he's a farmer...
  
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