[Chronic Diarrhea]

Originally Posted by Proteus

I had a dream that I was driving in a truck with a narator voice in the passenger seat. He told me to stop and help this old distressed lady walking down the street. She was holding a pair of scissors and she kept telling everybody not to touch her scissors. For some reason I was trying to calm her down, then in an instant snatched the scissors and jammed them into her eye. There was no blood and she didn't fall she just started screaming that her eye hurts. Then the truck idled past me down the street with the driver door open and I woke up.

Fucking LOL.