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http://media.putfile.com/Verizon-Bad-Math
http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/
.002 U.S. cents * 35 893 = 0.71786 U.S. dollars
.002 U.S. dollars * 35 893 = 71.78600 U.S. dollars
$71.78 is therefore more than $0.71
Guess a GED is all you need over at Verizon...