[Chronic Diarrhea]

I just got a text message from a # I don't know. It reads:

[quote:6aac6]I really want 2 convince u i woud'nt [sic] hurt u please give the move n a try! Things goes so well when u r here.[/quote:6aac6]


Now, I can either:

1) say, "OMFG I LOVE YOU *jizz*"

2) say, "EAT A BOWL OF DICKS YOU CUNT"


I'm assuming this is from a girl, because men just don't use that kind of language.