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Chavs -
02-07-2007, 09:16 AM
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Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. The defendant.
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
Q. Why are chavs like slinkys?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova a shame?
A. Because a Nova has 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A. A liar.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
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