[Arkan]

I usually get Mom pretty good. Some of what i did to her...

-Called pretending to be her Doctor and gave her some fucked up diagnosis
-"Stole" her car once...got a lil' messy though, cops got involved. Funny in the end hearing about her getting pulled over by a bunch of cops while driving my grandma to the store.
-Told her she was going to be a grandma again

Tomorrow i plan to fool her into thinking i fucked up the shower drain in her new bathroom and the floor has to come up in order for it to be fixed. (In case you didn't know, i'm renovating her bathroom) She's gonna flip out tomorrow....lol