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TGB! · **ITS THE LAW! -** 04-02-2007, 10:09 PM

[quote:cd01c]Alabama

* It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

California

* Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try to stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

Connecticut

* You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
* You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Florida

* Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
* A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or they risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
* If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
* It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
* Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Illinois

* It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.

Indiana

* Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
* Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within four hours after eating garlic.

Iowa

* Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

Kentucky

* By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
* It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Louisiana

* It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
* Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Massachusetts

* Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
* Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
* An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
* Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

Nebraska

* A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

New Mexico

* Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

New York

* A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

North Dakota

* Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

Ohio

* Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

Oklahoma

* Violators can be fined, arrested, or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
* Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
* Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Pennsylvania

* A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
* No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

Texas

* A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
* It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Vermont

* Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week- - on Saturday night.

Washington

* All lollipops are banned.
* A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

West Virginia

* No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." [/quote:cd01c]

When I come to rule the world, these laws will be enforced - with EXTREME PREJUDICE!

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TGB! is Offline Command Sergeant Major Posts: 2,644 Join Date: Dec 2003	ITS THE LAW! - 04-02-2007, 10:09 PM [quote:cd01c]Alabama * It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. California * Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try to stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. Connecticut * You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. * You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. Florida * Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. * A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or they risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. * If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. * It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. * Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Illinois * It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets. Indiana * Bathing is prohibited during the winter. * Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within four hours after eating garlic. Iowa * Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes. Kentucky * By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." * It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. Louisiana * It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. * Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault." Massachusetts * Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. * Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. * An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. * Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts. Nebraska * A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service. New Mexico * Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public. New York * A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. North Dakota * Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. Ohio * Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. Oklahoma * Violators can be fined, arrested, or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. * Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. * Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. Pennsylvania * A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. * No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife. Texas * A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. * It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Vermont * Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week- - on Saturday night. Washington * All lollipops are banned. * A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town. West Virginia * No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." [/quote:cd01c] When I come to rule the world, these laws will be enforced - with EXTREME PREJUDICE!