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Chronic Diarrhea · **Use 1 square of toilet paper per visit -** 04-23-2007, 12:38 PM

Cheryl Crow is apparently on drugs, as she proposes we only use one square of toilet paper per visit. I might as well just shit into my hand and put it inside my mouth, you know, to consume my own non biodegradable waste.

oOo:

[quote:844c3]Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."[/quote:844c3]

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Chronic Diarrhea is Offline 1st Lieutenant Posts: 4,318 Join Date: Jun 2002	Use 1 square of toilet paper per visit - 04-23-2007, 12:38 PM Cheryl Crow is apparently on drugs, as she proposes we only use one square of toilet paper per visit. I might as well just shit into my hand and put it inside my mouth, you know, to consume my own non biodegradable waste. oOo: [quote:844c3]Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."[/quote:844c3] [url:844c3]http://the-autopsy.blogspot.com/2007/04/aquanet-moment-sheryl-crow.html[/url:844c3]