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Chronic Diarrhea · 05-02-2007, 05:56 PM

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[quote:44bf4]# Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from the top bunk on August 28th at 7:35, in your room which I call Heaven?
# Are you from Tennessee? Because your license plate says so. I had to follow you for four hours to get you to stop. Which house was yours?
# Is that a keg in your pants? No? Can I put a tracking device in there?
# Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I will knock you unconscious when you leave and drag you home by your hair.
# Do you have a boyfriend? That was a rhetorical question, I know you haven't since Johnny McDale dumped you three weeks ago this Thursday.
# Hi, I'm foreign. I have Russian hands and Roman fingers. Wanna see them? They're from the last girls to turn me down.
# You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.
# That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you.
# I wanna show you my "Oh!" Face. I keep it hanging up in my trophy room, with all my other exes.
# *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squooge* Imagine that inside you. I do, everyday. WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?
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LOL WTF

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Chronic Diarrhea is Offline 1st Lieutenant Posts: 4,318 Join Date: Jun 2002	05-02-2007, 05:56 PM [url:44bf4]http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1729408[/url:44bf4] [quote:44bf4]# Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from the top bunk on August 28th at 7:35, in your room which I call Heaven? # Are you from Tennessee? Because your license plate says so. I had to follow you for four hours to get you to stop. Which house was yours? # Is that a keg in your pants? No? Can I put a tracking device in there? # Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I will knock you unconscious when you leave and drag you home by your hair. # Do you have a boyfriend? That was a rhetorical question, I know you haven't since Johnny McDale dumped you three weeks ago this Thursday. # Hi, I'm foreign. I have Russian hands and Roman fingers. Wanna see them? They're from the last girls to turn me down. # You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement. # That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you. # I wanna show you my "Oh!" Face. I keep it hanging up in my trophy room, with all my other exes. # fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squooge Imagine that inside you. I do, everyday. WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!? [/quote:44bf4] LOL WTF