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Simo Häyhä · 08-05-2007, 01:16 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":72bce]getting a tatt is serious business, here's some usefull tips:

DON'TS
don't get some passe tribal bullshit
don't get any celtic garbage
don't get some half arsed chinese characters that actually say "I'm a Fag", not "Love Hero Destiny"
don't get anyting remotely "Jersey Wave"

DO'S
do get a teardrop under one eye
do get hinges inside each elbow
do get a cobweb design on each outer elbow
do get a "jail quality" amateur Disney or Warner bros cartoon character (suggest Tweety, Roadrunner)
do get dots all around ur neck with "cut here" text
do get one like Simo got (pictured below)
[quote="Simo Häyhä":72bce][img]http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/2610/1173719010698nd5.jpg[/img]
this is my tat[/quote:72bce][/quote:72bce]
ermmm ummm while that tattoo is still and will always be a part of me its nothing compared to what I got done recently. I got this tat to show people how cool I was. I really think it will increase my annual blowjobs received by 300% MINIMUM.

[img]http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8369/19600112lt6.jpg[/img]

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Simo Häyhä is Offline Colonel Posts: 8,177 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ontario, New York	08-05-2007, 01:16 AM [quote="Eight Ace":72bce]getting a tatt is serious business, here's some usefull tips: DON'TS don't get some passe tribal bullshit don't get any celtic garbage don't get some half arsed chinese characters that actually say "I'm a Fag", not "Love Hero Destiny" don't get anyting remotely "Jersey Wave" DO'S do get a teardrop under one eye do get hinges inside each elbow do get a cobweb design on each outer elbow do get a "jail quality" amateur Disney or Warner bros cartoon character (suggest Tweety, Roadrunner) do get dots all around ur neck with "cut here" text do get one like Simo got (pictured below) [quote="Simo Häyhä":72bce][img]http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/2610/1173719010698nd5.jpg[/img] this is my tat[/quote:72bce][/quote:72bce] ermmm ummm while that tattoo is still and will always be a part of me its nothing compared to what I got done recently. I got this tat to show people how cool I was. I really think it will increase my annual blowjobs received by 300% MINIMUM. [img]http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8369/19600112lt6.jpg[/img] www.92bengals.com It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.