[mr.miyagi]

i remember the longest time i was out for in a toilet. an hour and 3 quarters, a while ago i was with friends at a a club/party thing and everyone noticed how quiet i became after i was chain drinking. then this girl i know said 'u ok, u seem a lil out of it there, fancy a dance' then i got up and quick walked and made a b-line to the toilet, in the cubicle shouting EUROPE down the bowl, shame there wasn't a lock on the cubicle. i passed out with my head on the cold rim of the toilet for an hour whilst the rest of the time i was trying to stand up and get it out my system, i felt like utter shit afterwards, everyone was looking for me and checking everywhere.
the only funny thing about that situation was that every so often in that toilet i heard some people i know shouting in over the cubicle funny stuff which i joked and laughed about, then i kept passing out, over and over.
apparently i was mixing my drinks up a lil SO WATCH IT KIDS, eat plenty and don't mix ur alcohol

someone else i know somehow walked back home 12 miles in the early hours along twisty roads, over hills, through valleys and very rough terrain, what a foolio. i almost had to do that but then a park bench came to my rescue.

plenty more but i don't think u wanna know the gorey detailz yakkakak
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