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Proteus · 12-30-2007, 09:05 AM

A man walks into a church in Philly and sees a golden phone that you can use for 10 thousand dollars a minute. He asks the priest what it's for and he says it's a direct line to God. He tells him God's not worth that much and travels to New York and another church and sees their golden phone. They tell him it's 15 thousand dollars a minute and he says he may as well keep going.
He THEN travels to New England and another church and sees their phone to god for 22 cents a minute. He asks why it was so much in other cities and the priest replies,
"Dude, you're in God's country now, it's a local call."

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Proteus is Offline Lieutenant Colonel Posts: 7,162 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Plymouth, MA	12-30-2007, 09:05 AM A man walks into a church in Philly and sees a golden phone that you can use for 10 thousand dollars a minute. He asks the priest what it's for and he says it's a direct line to God. He tells him God's not worth that much and travels to New York and another church and sees their golden phone. They tell him it's 15 thousand dollars a minute and he says he may as well keep going. He THEN travels to New England and another church and sees their phone to god for 22 cents a minute. He asks why it was so much in other cities and the priest replies, "Dude, you're in God's country now, it's a local call."