So some friends and I decided to go to Montreal this weekend. Little did we know that there was a fucking blizzard approaching. The blizzard made our 2 1/2 hour drive into a 6 our trip from hell.
We ended up stuck in traffic for about 20 or 30 minutes as them back asswards canuks plowed the road with shovels...

as you can see I am happy about that.
We then got bomb and passed out.

The next morning we went to some hawaiian/ breakfast place and the food rocked

Apparently this "emergency apparatus" can solve the problems of Fires, health, lightening strikes, and people beating the shit out of you.

we then saw a Canadian skiing on the sidewalk.

My research shows me that Canada is covered in snow 365 days out of the year. The food is good, parking sucks, and Canadians(mainly them damn frenchies) are very strange people.
Overall, a good weekend.