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Originally Posted by Zoner91
I like this one too:
A priest took a sabbatical to a fishing lodge. On the last day of his trip,
he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding
a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!"
"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" the priest said.
"No, Father," replied the guide, "that's what kind of fish it is. It's a Son
of a Bitch fish!"
"Really? Well help me land this Son of a Bitch!" chimed the priest.
Once in the boat, they marveled at the monster. "Father, that is the
biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen" said the guide.
"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch," replied the priest.
Elated, the priest headed home to the church. Sister Mary inquired
about his trip. "Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!" the
priest said.
Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary. "Father!"
"It's OK Sister," said the priest, "that's what kind of fish it is. A Son
of a Bitch fish!"
"Oh well, then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a
Bitch?" asked Sister Mary.
The Sister informed the priest that the Pope was scheduled to visit
in a few days and that the Friar should fix the Son of a Bitch for
dinner.
On the night of the Pope's visit, everything was perfect. The church
had prepared an excellent meal, there was wine, and the fish was
excellent.
The Pope said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"
"I caught the Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest. The
Pope's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing.
"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the sister. The Pope
sat silent in disbelief.
And the Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using
a special recipe!"
The Pope looked at each of them. Slowly a big smile crept
across his face, and he said, "You fuckers are alright!"
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Lol best of the bunch biggrin: