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Sgt. Tsunami · 10-04-2002, 09:49 PM

I heard this one about Lawyers:

A lawyer decided to take a vacation with his Chezchovakian(Definite spelling error oOo: )friend. They go out to his cabin in the woods and decide to pick berries. While out picking berries, they run into two bears, a male and female. The male charges and swallows his friend whole. The lawyer runs off back to his cabin, on his way, he decides to call the Sheriff and try to save his friend and avoid a lawsuit. The Sheriff gets there and whips out his shotgun. They charge to the spot where the bears are and the lawyer tells the Sheriff that his Chezovakian friend his in the male bear. The Sheriff shoots the female bear. The lawyer was like, "What the hell are you doing?!?!" The Sheriff responds, "Would you believe a lawyer that said the Chezch's in the male?"

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Sgt. Tsunami is Offline Senior Member Posts: 410 Join Date: May 2002 Location: Festering in a pool of 1337ness	10-04-2002, 09:49 PM I heard this one about Lawyers: A lawyer decided to take a vacation with his Chezchovakian(Definite spelling error oOo: )friend. They go out to his cabin in the woods and decide to pick berries. While out picking berries, they run into two bears, a male and female. The male charges and swallows his friend whole. The lawyer runs off back to his cabin, on his way, he decides to call the Sheriff and try to save his friend and avoid a lawsuit. The Sheriff gets there and whips out his shotgun. They charge to the spot where the bears are and the lawyer tells the Sheriff that his Chezovakian friend his in the male bear. The Sheriff shoots the female bear. The lawyer was like, "What the hell are you doing?!?!" The Sheriff responds, "Would you believe a lawyer that said the Chezch's in the male?"