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A man fell asleep on the beach under the noon day sun, and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital where his skin had turned bright red, was painful and had started to blister.

Anything that had touched his legs caused agony. The Doctor prescribed continued intravenous feeding of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and three Viagra pills.

Rather astounded, the nurse inquired, "What good will the Viagra do him in his condition?" The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off his legs".