a man goes out to get his paper in the morning. in his front yard theres a huge gorilla..the man runs back into the house and calls the zoo..the man at the zoo said it had escaped and they were lookin for it but not to worry..it was tame. the zoo keeper arives at the mans house with a huge chain..high powered rifle..and a big net.and a huge vicious dog!!.the home owner says..i thought you said it was tame..the man replies i need all this stuff to capture it..they walk around to the back of the house and the home owner points up in a tree in his back yard..there sets the gorilla..the zoo keeper hands the man the rifle..surprised the man says..what am i suposed to do with this..the zoo keeper explains..ill go up into the tree..shake the limb hes on..he will fall out of the tree..this dog will run over and grab him by the nuts..ill through the net down on him..put the chains on him..and were off to the zoo..the man replies well what am i suposed to do with rifle..the zoo keeper replies..sometimes he gets playful..if he shakes me out of the tree..YOU SHOOT THAT DAMN DOG.!!!!!!!