[r3mix]

for some reason i always forget the funniest jokes i hear.
heres one i got today though...

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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited
to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to
wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy
dress company to explain the problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note,
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted
handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden
leg you will be just right as a pirate".

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just
emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a really rude letter
of complaint.

A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which
says,
"Dear Sir, Sorry about our previous suggestion - please find
enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden
leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part".

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from
emphasising his wooden leg to emphasising his bald head and
he writes the company a REALLY rude letter of complaint.

The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads,
"Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup.
Pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your
wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple."