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Bazooka_Joe · 10-14-2002, 02:46 PM

OK, lets analyze:

PINK: Butch chick who can kick your 24-year-old brother's ass, sings about she "dosen't need a man" and "shorty can pay the rent". And just look at the beast's hair?! Defineatly a carpet licker.

BRITNEY: Dresses up as a schoolgirl for fun, sings songs stating "I'm a slave for you" and "Oops, I did it again", and made a movie that featured her dancing in underwear, getting drunk, and losing her virginity to an ex-convict. (Her biography, btw!)

Moral of the story: I want to be an ex-convict.

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Bazooka_Joe is Offline Senior Member Posts: 12,585 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Staten Island, NY, USA	10-14-2002, 02:46 PM OK, lets analyze: PINK: Butch chick who can kick your 24-year-old brother's ass, sings about she "dosen't need a man" and "shorty can pay the rent". And just look at the beast's hair?! Defineatly a carpet licker. BRITNEY: Dresses up as a schoolgirl for fun, sings songs stating "I'm a slave for you" and "Oops, I did it again", and made a movie that featured her dancing in underwear, getting drunk, and losing her virginity to an ex-convict. (Her biography, btw!) Moral of the story: I want to be an ex-convict.