Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page im getting plastic surgery
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
im getting plastic surgery
Old
  (#1)
1080jibber is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
1080jibber's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,435
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: American't
 Send a message via ICQ to 1080jibber  
Default im getting plastic surgery - 05-23-2003, 04:49 PM

well not really........im not getting a nose job or ass cheek implants

im getting a piece of meat from my body put on my right ring finger, from a work accident....(ground the top of my finger off on a grind wheel)

it kind of sucks because im finnished from there in september to go to school, and was counting the days but now im going to have an insane scar on my finger as a reminder of that dump of a hell hole of a job!! cry:
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#2)
Arkan is Offline
Captain
 
Arkan's Avatar
 
Posts: 5,930
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Wherever you're not !!
   
Default 05-23-2003, 04:50 PM

ahh fuck it, cut the bastard off...you have nine more !!


The world is my urinal
---------------------
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3)
Tripper is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
   
Default 05-23-2003, 04:51 PM

Make sure they don't take skin from your inner ass cheeks, otherwise you'll have big thick brown hairs growing out of your fingers! oOo:
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#4)
Milla is Offline
Major General
 
Milla's Avatar
 
Posts: 14,130
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
  Send a message via AIM to Milla  
Default 05-23-2003, 04:52 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Make sure they don't take skin from your inner ass cheeks, otherwise you'll have big thick brown hairs growing out of your fingers! oOo:
Holy christ, rofl, is thats true i could never use any of my ass skin biggrin:


  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#5)
1080jibber is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
1080jibber's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,435
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: American't
 Send a message via ICQ to 1080jibber  
Default 05-23-2003, 04:55 PM

i hope its not from the ass!!!,

all i know is that they are going to need alot of skin
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#6)
ninty is Offline
Major General
 
ninty's Avatar
 
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
   
Default 05-23-2003, 04:59 PM

Do your research on the doctor before you go in...you might leave witha pair of D's.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#7)
gtboys34 is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
gtboys34's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,235
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Austell, Ga
  Send a message via MSN to gtboys34  
Default 05-23-2003, 05:04 PM

d's what?? (set myself up for ya)
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#8)
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
   
Default 05-23-2003, 05:15 PM

Prolly take it from thigh wont they? That seems to be where they take everything from. Poor thighs, no one likes em.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#9)
MrLevinstein is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 2,670
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Outskirts of Rochester, Ny
   
Default 05-23-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ninty9
Do your research on the doctor before you go in...you might leave witha pair of D's.
D's=Some Big old titties
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#10)
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
   
Default 05-23-2003, 05:33 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by mikesnacki
Quote:
Originally Posted by ninty9
Do your research on the doctor before you go in...you might leave witha pair of D's.
D's=Some Big old titties
like Marge Simpson
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#11)
Vance is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,138
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Texas. Heyuck.
   
Default 05-23-2003, 05:34 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sclass12
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikesnacki
Quote:
Originally Posted by ninty9
Do your research on the doctor before you go in...you might leave witha pair of D's.
D's=Some Big old titties
like Marge Simpson
Or like Krusty biggrin:
  
Reply With Quote
Re: im getting plastic surgery
Old
  (#12)
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
   
Default Re: im getting plastic surgery - 05-23-2003, 05:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1080jibber
well not really........im not getting a nose job or ass cheek implants

im getting a piece of meat from my body put on my right ring finger, from a work accident....(ground the top of my finger off on a grind wheel)

it kind of sucks because im finnished from there in september to go to school, and was counting the days but now im going to have an insane scar on my finger as a reminder of that dump of a hell hole of a job!! cry:
You could sue.
  
Reply With Quote
Re: im getting plastic surgery
Old
  (#13)
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
   
Default Re: im getting plastic surgery - 05-23-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1080jibber
but now im going to have an insane scar on my finger as a reminder of that dump of a hell hole of a job!! cry:
Chicks dig scars cool:
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#14)
CaP bUsTa is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 1,087
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Canada
  Send a message via MSN to CaP bUsTa  
Default 05-23-2003, 06:00 PM

i've got plastic surgery on my ear. Its not that bad, and dont worry, if you get a skin graph from your ass you wont have hair growing on your finger.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#15)
Slaggg is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 375
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: LA CA USA
   
Default 05-23-2003, 06:01 PM

that's an old one Sclass. How does it go? Pain is temporary, Bones heal, and Chicks dig scars. Old skater's mantra.
  
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.