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Default rofl I almost killed my cat - 09-25-2004, 10:29 AM

I jsut recently took out my AC from the window from my bedroom (on upper floor)and had a bitch putting back the screen. the bottom part of the screen wasnt sucurely in its place and it was nudged tightly in the top, so as long as it was staying on, I was happy

I always annoy the hell outta my cat. so I placed him on the window ceil and kept walking near him and coming close and he hates that. so I was moving my hands around him and he was trying to scratch me. I kept pushing him back and forth to annoy him even more. I then pushed him with enough force for him to fall back and push out the bottom part of the screen LOL! , he was half way out and I grabbed and pulled him in and through him down on the ground. phew that was a close call.
  
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Default 09-25-2004, 10:50 AM

Not a bit of wonder that cat hates your guts, i think one morning you're gonna wake up with an involountary circumcision. oOo:




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Default 09-25-2004, 10:57 AM

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Not a bit of wonder that cat hates your guts, i think one morning you're gonna wake up with an involountary circumcision. oOo:
ROFL..

it wouldnt have killed your cat - mine jumped out of the window a couple of times though she couldnt do it now (bit too old)

Cats always seem to land on their feet - dunno how
  
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Default 09-25-2004, 10:59 AM

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Not a bit of wonder that cat hates your guts, i think one morning you're gonna wake up with an involountary circumcision. oOo:
ROFL..

it wouldnt have killed your cat - mine jumped out of the window a couple of times though she couldnt do it now (bit too old)

Cats always seem to land on their feet - dunno how
Well, if not kill, injure, maybe
  
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Default 09-25-2004, 11:28 AM

lol my aunts cat jumped from her third story balcony from their apartment.

it lost a couple teeth when it hit the ground but thats about it


  
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Default 09-25-2004, 11:34 AM

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/cat%20copy.jpg[/img]


  
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Default 09-25-2004, 11:59 AM

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[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/cat%20copy.jpg[/img]
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Default 09-25-2004, 12:15 PM

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Default 09-25-2004, 12:18 PM

Buck's cat is the odds-on favorite for "Cat of the Year 2005".
  
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Default 09-25-2004, 12:21 PM

Putting in ACs in rooms is a bitch, hanging it out the window and all that shit.

Central Air is heaven.


  
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Default 09-25-2004, 12:22 PM

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Putting in ACs in rooms is a bitch, hanging it out the window and all that shit.

Central Air is heaven.
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Default 09-25-2004, 01:47 PM

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Not a bit of wonder that cat hates your guts, i think one morning you're gonna wake up with an involountary circumcision. oOo:
ROFL..

it wouldnt have killed your cat - mine jumped out of the window a couple of times though she couldnt do it now (bit too old)

Cats always seem to land on their feet - dunno how
thier tails make them land on thier feet. I works kinda like a rudder
  
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Default 09-25-2004, 01:49 PM

I accedently poured boiling water on my cat once
  
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Default 09-25-2004, 01:50 PM

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dildo leg?


  
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Default 09-25-2004, 02:17 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":c1262]
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Putting in ACs in rooms is a bitch, hanging it out the window and all that shit.

Central Air is heaven.
amen.[/quote:c1262]

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