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Default To anyone in the optical department at JC Penny's today.... - 02-20-2005, 02:49 PM

i apologize for the woman bitching out loud about the saleswoman from the previous day lying to her and not having the frames she wanted today and then going on about how all the other frames at this store were stupid.

i apologized for her being white like me. she doesn't represent our race to well and was what we whities call 'white trash'. please don't judge us whites by her actions. for the record.........i later snuck up behind her in the kitchen department and waffled her upside the head with a skillet.

peace on earth, carry on.


oh, this was in San Antonio, basically hell on earth.
  
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U chose to post this in the sig test as a post aswell oOo: Anyway great story! oOo: oOo:



  
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Care to explain wtf this threads all about, the world needs to know. sleeping:




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yeah gerv, ffs


  
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yeah gerv, ffs[/quote:294bc]

Dont make me put a flame to that greasy head of yours plzdie:

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Default Re: To anyone in the optical department at JC Penny's today. - 02-20-2005, 03:00 PM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":713a7]
San Antonio[/quote:713a7]


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gerv chilling in a bag?
  
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Answer xfire and put down the fucking fleshlight you made me order for you. cuss:




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