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Default Rent-a-dildo - 04-18-2005, 05:47 PM
http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/

WTF oOo:

Plz be fake

its like netflix for sextoys

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Nice way to spread disease.
  
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Default 04-18-2005, 06:04 PM
I'm sure they wash them off. stupid:
  
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That photo is a bad photochop. I call BS,
  
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Default 04-18-2005, 06:08 PM
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I'm sure they wash them off. stupid:
One dirty dildo, one mishap and one more person later with AIDs/Ghonorea/Syphilis/etc.
  
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Default 04-18-2005, 06:11 PM
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That photo is a bad photochop. I call BS,
Thats what Im saying...but who knows...looks like he should have/had a remote in his hand not the johnny wadd edition dong.

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Default 04-18-2005, 06:29 PM
http://ww2.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view ... =PD8608-00
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Default 04-18-2005, 06:32 PM
[quote:9f765]Inflatable cow that actually makes a 'mooo' sound. Includes rear entry opening. Includes samples of spanish fly and lube.[/quote:9f765]


.................... oOo:
  
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Default 04-18-2005, 06:32 PM
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[quote:fae11]Inflatable cow that actually makes a 'mooo' sound. Includes rear entry opening. Includes samples of spanish fly and lube.

.................... oOo:[/quote:fae11]

Now thats what I'm talking about
  
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Default 04-18-2005, 06:58 PM
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Default 04-18-2005, 06:59 PM
Rofl, rentable orgasms...
  
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Default 04-18-2005, 08:16 PM
[quote="Sgt. Duffy":225bc]Rofl, rentable orgasms...[/quote:225bc]

Orgasm aren't guaranteed.
  
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Default 04-18-2005, 08:19 PM
[quote="mR.cLeAn":4e66f][quote="Sgt. Duffy":4e66f]Rofl, rentable orgasms...[/quote:4e66f]

Orgasm aren't guaranteed.[/quote:4e66f]

Neither is the sanitation.

Wouldn't it bother anyone buying one of thoose blow up dolls are dildos that some man/women stuck/came in it, on it, or in themselves?
  
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Default 04-18-2005, 08:22 PM
[quote="$p!k3":54ad6][quote="mR.cLeAn":54ad6][quote="Sgt. Duffy":54ad6]Rofl, rentable orgasms...[/quote:54ad6]

Orgasm aren't guaranteed.[/quote:54ad6]

Neither is the sanitation.

Wouldn't it bother anyone buying one of thoose blow up dolls are dildos that some man/women stuck/came in it, on it, or in themselves?[/quote:54ad6]

Well, I do ... However, you do know that there are idiots out there.

I could care less if they clean it with 100% Rubbing Alcohol for 1hr.
If I wanted one, I would really buy a new one!
  
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