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Default PREDATORY GIANT MICE - 07-25-2005, 08:40 AM

[url=http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13394546,00.html:63ac2]Link to article...[/url:63ac2]

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Giant mice are eating huge albatross chicks alive, gnawing at them for days until the birds die.

The mice, on Gough Island in the South Atlantic, have grown to three times the size of those in the UK and attack at night.

Expert Ross Wanless said "Once one mouse has attacked a chick, the blood seems to attract others. They gnaw into the chick's body, create a gaping wound and the chick weakens then dies over several days."

According to scientists, they are devouring more than one million petrel, shearwater and albatross chicks on the island - the most southerly of the Tristan da Cunha group - every year.

The World Heritage site is the most important seabird colony in the world and Dr Geoff Hilton, a Senior Research Biologist at the RSPB, said the "catastrophe could make many extinct within decades".

Dr Hilton said: "We think there are about 700,000 mice, which have somehow learned to eat chicks live, much like blue tits learned to peck milk bottle tops.

"The albatross chicks weigh up to ten kilograms and ironically albatrosses evolved to nest on Gough because it had no mammal predators - that is why they are so vulnerable. The mice weigh just 35 grams, it is like a tabby cat attacking a hippopotamus."

Another expert said "The albatross chicks spend eight months sitting waiting for food from their parents.

"They are nearly a metre tall and 250 times the weight of the mice but are largely immobile and cannot defend themselves.

"Without predators this would not be a problem, but for a carnivorous mouse population on one of the wettest and windiest places on earth, it is an easy meal of almost unimaginable quality. The result is carnage."[/quote:63ac2]




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Default 07-25-2005, 08:47 AM

dont fool with mother nature, how do they know this isnt just the next step in evolution? Maybe those birds are the next one on the extinct list? We simply just dont know, some things are ment to die off.
  
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Default 07-25-2005, 09:04 AM

I don't think evolution is supposed to happen overnight though.

The mice have grown to three times their normal size and learned to eat these birds in how long? a few years? 50 years? Evolution should take millions of years.
  
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Default 07-25-2005, 09:37 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":bcb11]dont fool with mother nature, how do they know this isnt just the next step in evolution? Maybe those birds are the next one on the extinct list? We simply just dont know, some things are ment to die off.[/quote:bcb11]

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Default 07-25-2005, 10:06 AM

[quote="Short Hand":db7a5][quote="Sgt>Stackem":db7a5]dont fool with mother nature, how do they know this isnt just the next step in evolution? Maybe those birds are the next one on the extinct list? We simply just dont know, some things are ment to die off.[/quote:db7a5]

Like man evolved from the ape ?[/quote:db7a5]

I guess that depends what your beliefs are, some would agree with you others believe the Adam and Eve thang.


and for Ninty, how do you know that? Things could get wiped out in a heart beat. What if a tsunami took out the Galápagos Islands? Many forms of life would be wipped out in very short order.


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Default 07-25-2005, 10:08 AM

Well im gonna fuck with that bitch and go mouse hunting. We put that bitch in her place all the time, she can blow me on this one as well.
  
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Default 07-25-2005, 10:16 AM

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and for Ninty, how do you know that? Things could get wiped out in a heart beat. What if a tsunami took out the Galápagos Islands? Many forms of life would be wipped out in very short order.[/quote:88609]

I mean the mice growing so big and the ability to eat birds they hadn't eaten before, not the species getting wiped out.
  
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Default 07-25-2005, 06:59 PM

[quote:5039b]... eat chicks live, much like blue tits learned to peck...[/quote:5039b]


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Default Re: PREDATORY GIANT MICE - 07-25-2005, 09:31 PM

fucking carnage...
  
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Default 07-26-2005, 10:17 AM

let's start farming them and selling their meat.


  
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