bloody gits

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · **bloody gits -** 05-05-2006, 02:22 PM

OK, so my mates are both loved up like weaklings on their girlfriends & it's a Friday night. One said he was gana come out & party with me but now he's pussy whipped & isn't coming...

That leaves moi to go out & try & find some hoes all alone, but I've done it before & can usually find someone to hang with. Unfortunately I don't like doing it kus it means I have to hang around at the bar by myself like a desperate loser/billy no mates trying to find people I know. You also can't depend on who you hang with, last week I bumped into a girl I knew & was planning to spend the whole night chatting her up but after I paid the entrance fee the ho left me & walked off to chat to some guy.

What does the Fluff do? Go out & party alone or sit at home eatin oats & watchin Quincy?

I jus got a text from some girl I know is going but I duno if I can depend on her either...

Zoner · 05-05-2006, 02:33 PM

Hey, don't knock Quincy. biggrin:

That's a dilly of a pickle, Bunneh. What's a lonely barfly to do? Well, one could give his liver a break and watch a movie for this week.

Stay home, rent some porn and come right back on yourself. It's a win-win.

Mr.Buttocks · 05-05-2006, 02:41 PM

I think you should attempt to build a medieval catapult in your garden.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 05-05-2006, 02:54 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e9e36]I think you should attempt to build a medieval catapult in your garden.[/quote:e9e36]

that actually sounds pretty cool

Hawke · 05-05-2006, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner

Stay home, rent some porn and come right back on yourself. It's a win-win.

eek:

Coleman · 05-05-2006, 04:12 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":c8884][quote="Mr.Buttocks":c8884]I think you should attempt to build a medieval catapult in your garden.[/quote:c8884]

that actually sounds pretty cool[/quote:c8884] imwithstupid:

jujumantb · 05-05-2006, 04:19 PM

I'm stil trying to translate 'bloody gits' into american

bukdez · 05-05-2006, 05:48 PM

going to bars alone is fun, you can pretend to be anyone!...

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 05-05-2006, 05:53 PM

oh man that was crap, I paid 4 quid to get in & another 4 for a snakebite & black & a bud I think. Anyhoo the place was full of limp wristed emo fags, I saw the girl I was meant to meet, said hi then went for a walkabout. No sign of the other girl I was meant to try & pull mebbe she's somewhere else. Bumped into some people I vaguely knew but it was still shyt. Also bumped into a bish called emma I used to sorta see & she is super hot but the idiot is getting engaged to some guy. She's only 20, what a fool!

Anyhoo I'm pretty mad about the crap night it's time for me to get out of this small town bs & go get myself a proper job & rent a flat in London. If I have another night like that I'm gonna be very pissed off. cuss: cry: mad:

Zoner · 05-05-2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawke

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner

Stay home, rent some porn and come right back on yourself. It's a win-win.

eek:

NEWSFLASH: Some people get sexually aroused when watching adult films and engage in masturbation. Film at 11.

Tripper · 05-05-2006, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawke

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner

Stay home, rent some porn and come right back on yourself. It's a win-win.

eek:

NEWSFLASH: Some people get sexually aroused when watching adult films and engage in masturbation. Film at 11.

Hawke has no penis

Sirus · 05-05-2006, 11:08 PM

ya, I probably would of stayed home lol fuck goin out to a bar by yourself. Like you said, you wind up being the desperate loser with no mates trying to find people you know

Sgt>Stackem · 05-06-2006, 09:56 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":9edba]oh man that was crap, I paid 4 quid to get in & another 4 for a snakebite & black & a bud I think. Anyhoo the place was full of limp wristed emo fags, I saw the girl I was meant to meet, said hi then went for a walkabout. No sign of the other girl I was meant to try & pull mebbe she's somewhere else. Bumped into some people I vaguely knew but it was still shyt. Also bumped into a bish called emma I used to sorta see & she is super hot but the idiot is getting engaged to some guy. She's only 20, what a fool!

Anyhoo I'm pretty mad about the crap night it's time for me to get out of this small town bs & go get myself a proper job & rent a flat in London. If I have another night like that I'm gonna be very pissed off. cuss: cry: mad:[/quote:9edba]

help the old fart, what did he say?

Nyck · 05-06-2006, 10:20 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":7d868][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":7d868]oh man that was crap, I paid 4 dollars to get in and another 4 for a somekind of drink I think. Anyhoo the place was full of limp wristed emo fags, I saw a girl I was interested in and said hi. Then I walked around the club, but couldnt find the other girl I was interested in talking to. Bumped into some people I vaguely knew but it was boring. Also bumped into a bitch called emma I used to date & she is super hot but the idiot is getting engaged to some guy. She's only 20, what a fool! she is passing up hanging out at clubs and having horny guys like me hit on her all night for a relationship!

Anyhoo I'm pretty mad about the crappy night. it's time for me to get out of this job and go get myself a real job & rent an apartment in London. If I have another night like that I'm gonna be very pissed off. cuss: cry: mad:[/quote:7d868]

help the old fart, what did he say?[/quote:7d868]

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 05-06-2006, 10:31 AM

[quote=Nyck][quote="Sgt>Stackem":a8ce1]

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Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":a8ce1

oh man that was crap, I paid 4 dollars to get in and another 4 for a somekind of drink I think. Anyhoo the place was full of limp wristed emo fags, I saw a girl I was interested in and said hi. Then I walked around the club, but couldnt find the other girl I was interested in talking to. Bumped into some people I vaguely knew but it was boring. Also bumped into a bitch called emma I used to date & she is super hot but the idiot is getting engaged to some guy. She's only 20, what a fool! she is passing up hanging out at clubs and having horny guys like me hit on her all night for a relationship!

Anyhoo I'm pretty mad about the crappy night. it's time for me to get out of this job and go get myself a real job & rent an apartment in London. If I have another night like that I'm gonna be very pissed off. cuss: cry: mad:

help the old fart, what did he say?[/quote:a8ce1][/quote:a8ce1]

haha now ya know what's it's like when you start using the yankee lingo biggrin:

in short, I had a crap night & now I'm looking about for jobs in London kus this area sucks ass. London Stock Exchange or Bank of England sounds alright.