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Default What is Love? - 06-27-2006, 06:25 AM

[url:0e140]http://deluxegames.net/swf/game_325.swf[/url:0e140]

This killed me. I came back from the dead to tell the world
  
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All YTMNDs. All old. oOo:
  
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Default 06-27-2006, 09:16 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":73d95]All YTMNDs. All old. oOo:[/quote:73d95]



the katamari one is decent though rock:


  
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Default Re: What is Love? - 06-27-2006, 09:18 AM

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I came back from the dead
go back, permanently


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 06-27-2006, 01:36 PM

Woman's Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.


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I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a casino and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Amen.
  
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Default 06-27-2006, 01:40 PM

haha^^
  
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earthbound one > *


  
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Default 06-27-2006, 04:58 PM

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real human body. They all gathered around the surgery
able with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started
the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck
it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The
students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and licking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and licked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."


That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
  
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Default 06-27-2006, 05:10 PM

ban comatose
  
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Default 06-27-2006, 05:34 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":4c446]First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real human body. They all gathered around the surgery
able with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started
the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck
it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The
students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and licking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and licked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."[/quote:4c446]
bwagahahaha
  
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Default 06-27-2006, 06:10 PM

PENIS PUMP
  
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Default 06-27-2006, 06:59 PM

SPANISH FLY


  
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Default 06-28-2006, 05:05 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DLhMUsbRfg
  
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Default 06-28-2006, 05:29 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":73b12]
This is footage of me dancing in my local pub but what I really yearn for is a blog showing cats that look like hitler...

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DLhMUsbRfg"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DLhMUsbRfg[/url][/quote:73b12]
http://hitlercats.motime.com/


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Default 06-28-2006, 06:01 AM

[img]http://www.qwantz.com/fanart/brains.png[/img]


www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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