Post Traumatic Cabin Fever Syndrome

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · **Post Traumatic Cabin Fever Syndrome -** 10-21-2006, 11:47 PM

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.....................

You may have noticed but I've been on the net quite a bit lately. I have a problem lads & it's called I don't know wtf to do with my life now! I've come back from my little cruise thing & want to go on another but it's proving quite difficult. Whats worse is that all my mates now have girlfriends & no time for moi & all the young ladies from this area have left for uni so all the clubs suck & the weather in England also sucks donkey kok... If I can I'll try & get another job out crusing kus I still want to see the world but hanging around here in the meantime truly sucks!

If I don't go cruising I'm not quite sure what my next move should be. I've graduated from university with a degree in history which means I can prolly get a crappy office job 9-5 in London.

But if I do do that then I can see it as being the end of my fun life forever & after about 5 months of 9-5 in the same office with the same people I may freak out a little. oOo:

I still want to travel & one of the places I really want to check out is the USA. I keep thinking what the UK will be like in the future & I can't say it looks too pretty. The population is exploding with high birth rate & immigration so house prices in the south are ridiculous. We are an island too so there's no escaping that problem as we haven't much room. When the north sea oil fields run out we'll have to import gas from the commies in Russia & taxes will raise even higher. In short I wana get out of here, singing whilst I go, kus there's better prospects heading west!

The problem is how tf do I get all the way to the USA/Canada & get employment & a place to stay? I spose I'll have to get a job here first that can involve me travelling...

Bah, I'm at the point in my life now where the decisions I make can result in what age I retire & what I'll be doing for the next 30 years, quite a daunting prospect. Everything used to be so ordered.

Just my 2p sorry to bore all you chaps!

eeves · 10-22-2006, 12:09 AM

you can come live with me!

gtboys34 · 10-22-2006, 12:18 AM

Y-Nvest when you can have fluffy Bunny buttsex w/o the rest

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 10-22-2006, 12:20 AM

K-Y business solutions

Arch · 10-22-2006, 12:35 AM

Come to florida by using this:

Disney College Program.

Rated #1 place to get laid, seriously, no b.s it came out on a magazine years back. Vista Way a.k.a Vista lay. Hell i bet even coma and duffy could get laid here.

I fucked a british chick all thanks to the program.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =Vista+Lay

Simo Häyhä · 10-22-2006, 12:43 AM

i'll let you sleep in my dorm if you want fluffers. American women will usually fuck anything with an english accent biggrin:

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 10-22-2006, 12:45 AM

f meh , ur life can be put on hold for 8 grueling hours

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 10-22-2006, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch

Come to florida by using this:

Disney College Program.

Rated #1 place to get laid, seriously, no b.s it came out on a magazine years back. Vista Way a.k.a Vista lay. Hell i bet even coma and duffy could get laid here.

I fucked a british chick all thanks to the program.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =Vista+Lay

tell me more
edit

nm disney pisses me off too much need a place with clubs!

Simo Häyhä · 10-22-2006, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluffy_Bunny":5a126][quote=Arch]Come to florida by using this:

Disney College Program.

Rated #1 place to get laid, seriously, no b.s it came out on a magazine years back. Vista Way a.k.a Vista lay. Hell i bet even coma and duffy could get laid here.

I fucked a british chick all thanks to the program.

[url="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vista+Lay

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =Vista+Lay[/url]

tell me more[/quote:5a126]
protip: most students who come back from Vista Way say its fucking slave labor.

Arkan · 10-22-2006, 01:45 AM

Fluff, i have barely enough time in the day to wipe my ass but......i'd make time to hang out with you and lift you from this rut you're in. Hey, i know this cool joint for hooking up women.......only thing is......most are 30 and older. If you're into the older pussy, drop me a line and we'll hang.

Airborne Butters · 10-22-2006, 08:14 AM

Move to Florida and pull pussy with your James Bond style looks. I'll come in and scoop up the scraps or friends.

And now I'm sad. cry:

Arch · 10-22-2006, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simo Häyhä":a223a][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":a223a][quote=Arch]Come to florida by using this:

Disney College Program.

Rated #1 place to get laid, seriously, no b.s it came out on a magazine years back. Vista Way a.k.a Vista lay. Hell i bet even coma and duffy could get laid here.

I fucked a british chick all thanks to the program.

[url="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vista+Lay

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =Vista+Lay[/url]

tell me more[/quote:a223a]
protip: most students who come back from Vista Way say its fucking slave labor.[/quote:a223a]

it's so true, lmao, but i don't give a shit, i'm not in the program i just work security there oOo:

Doctor Duffy · 10-22-2006, 12:34 PM

Come to Denver and we can have wild sex in my basement

Pyro · 10-22-2006, 04:24 PM

Yeah...im not really looking forward to the second half of my life.

Ferich · 10-22-2006, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro

Yeah...im not really looking forward to the second half of my life.

That's life though - doing shit you might not want to do.