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I'll start, this is from D. Lettermans top ten lists:
Top Ten Other Television Shows Produced By Saddam Hussein


10. "Allah McBeal"

9. "Wheel of Torture"

8. "Temptation Bunker"

7. "Mustafa In The Middle"

6. "The Price Is Right If Saddam Says It's Right"

5. "As The Oil Rig Burns"

4. "World's Wildest Camel Chases"

3. "Live with Regis and Kelly"

2. "Touched By A Moustache"

1. "Everybody Knows That Raymond Is An Infidel and Must Be Stoned"

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Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson


10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel

9. People never refer to you as "The crazy one in the family"

8. On weekends, you get to bring home weapons of mass destruction

7. Don't want to clean your room? Threaten to tell the United States dad's exact location

6. Play your cards right and in 10 years you'll be torturing the Iraqi people

5. Unique chance to observe a tyrannical madman up close

4. Big inheritance when U.S. troops finally kill your stepfather

3. Father-son bonding over 3am prank calls to U.N. weapons inspectors

2. You can get first pick of the police auction's seized and repossessed camels

1. Get to call Bin Laden "Uncle Osama"