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Default Fat Chicks - 12-02-2002, 11:47 AM

Ok, "Spooge's Girl" thread prompted me to make this thread since "Fat Chicks" came up.

How heavy was the fattest chick you ever bonked?
I'll start by confessing to 150lbs. She wasn't fat but i referred to her kind as "Thick". She was a thick chick who loved to screw.....and who was i to deny!!


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Default 12-02-2002, 03:40 PM

150 is not bad. I have never had sex before so I cannot comment.
  
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Default 12-02-2002, 03:42 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":5094f]150 is not bad. I have never had sex before so I cannot comment.[/quote:5094f]

awwww biggrin: try smashing two pillows together lmao ...heh hang in there it will happen (eventually) happy:
  
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Default 12-02-2002, 03:42 PM

my friend got head by some fat girl and we really made fun of him for that. she wasnt that fat but kinda chunky. her boobs were gigantic though so it wasnt that bad.
  
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Default 12-02-2002, 03:43 PM

oh my god VIRGIN ALERT VIRGIN ALERT! biggrin:
  
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Default 12-02-2002, 03:44 PM

lol i hope ur talkin about chronic. y would he even say that? unless hes like 10
  
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Default 12-02-2002, 03:46 PM

150lbs?? That's not very big, dude.

My buddy is going out with a chick who's 105lbs! Jeezus, I've had shits bigger! Get a woman with some meat on her bones! haw haw!


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Default 12-02-2002, 06:25 PM

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150lbs?? That's not very big, dude.

My buddy is going out with a chick who's 105lbs! Jeezus, I've had shits bigger! Get a woman with some meat on her bones! haw haw!


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Exactly, girls today are so small. Im afraid im gonna break em if i do em hard enough. Girls with meat on the bone are the way to go. Im not saying fat but they got to have something.
  
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Default 12-02-2002, 06:30 PM

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hahahah. What do u know? M16: Leave me alone. I know what i like.
  
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Default 12-02-2002, 06:38 PM

My third time was a one night stand with a fat chick. it was pretty much like the scene in road trip. She was huge, but i was wearing beer goggles at the time, but it was still no excuse.

What does a mo-ped and a fat chick have in common??

Both a great ride until your mates see you with one.
  
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Default 12-02-2002, 07:14 PM

[quote:9bfcb]awwww biggrin: try smashing two pillows together lmao ...heh hang in there it will happen (eventually) happy:[/quote:9bfcb]

so you are infact claming you are a pillow pounder? happy:


  
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Default 12-03-2002, 10:22 AM

I find it funny how so many people say that they wouldn't touch a chubby girl with a 10 foot stick. It's especially funny to be heard from the mouth of the ones, that have never got a woman, of any size.

I would touch, I have touched, and I will propably touch again.

Of course, there are limits in this. But give me a girl with a some extra on her, I really dont give a damn.
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 10:33 AM

My wife is 5'8" 110 lbs., I think the heavist woman I ever slept with was about 5'6" 130 lbs.
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 10:34 AM

Well, not to sound like i'm bragging, but i've been with quite a few girls in my lifetime and i must say.....the real skinny ones don't have too much to offer. I like a lil' meat with my potatos!!
I think my limit on fat chicks would be a buck eighty. Yeah, that sounds reasonable. I'd bang up to 180 but might get blown by someone bigger.
The ideal weight is 125-135lbs. Girls don't weigh that much, women do!!


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