[Argon]

Just in case anyone is in grad school or was thinking of going to grad school this is pretty funny.

Top Ten Subtle Differences Between Grad School and Hell

10. You never complain that your office is too cold in Hell.
9. Everyone has heard of Hell.
8. It's a lot more fun getting into hell.
7. You can't fail out of hell.
6. At least you can sleep in hell.
5. Hell is forever; grad school just seems like it.
4. People smile in hell.
3. You only have to sell your soul to get into hell.
2. There are hot men and women in hell.
1. You would never tell a friend to go to grad school!

The Top Ten Lies Told by Graduate Students

10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making
$80,000 a year on Wall Street.
9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article.
8. My work has a lot of practical importance.
7. I would never date an undergraduate.
6. Your latest article was so inspiring.
5. I turned down a lot of great job offers to come here.
4. I just have one more book to read and then I'll start writing.
3. The department is giving me so much support.
2. My job prospects look really good.
1. No really, I'll be out of here in only two more years.