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Default Southern humor - 12-09-2002, 12:02 PM

A Floridian, a New Yorker and a Canadian are in a bar one night having a beer.

The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In New York our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice".

The Canadian [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Canada we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either".

The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the New Yorker and the Canadian.

He says "In Florida we have so many New Yorkers and Canadians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 12:17 PM

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Default 12-09-2002, 12:22 PM

heh heh...true, so true.


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Default 12-09-2002, 01:04 PM

LOL, good one.

Damn Yankees!!!!

Get out your confederate money boys.....
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 01:49 PM

YEEEEEEEHAAAAWWWW! ................That was one great barmitzva.
  
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Default not funny - 12-09-2002, 01:52 PM

I live in new york and it would suck if some asshole florida guy shot me.
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 01:57 PM

Hah, that's a good one.

Innoxx, that's spelled Bar Mitzvah. *Jew alert*
  
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Default Re: not funny - 12-09-2002, 02:09 PM

[quote="{LOD} Maj. Red Fox |AS|":0d756]I live in new york and it would suck if some asshole florida guy shot me.[/quote:0d756]

LOL
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 02:17 PM

fucking rednecks biggrin: ima new yorker myself


  
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Default 12-09-2002, 02:19 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":e9df3]fucking rednecks biggrin: ima new yorker myself[/quote:e9df3]

Wanna have a drink??? evil:
  
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Default 12-09-2002, 02:25 PM

I'd risk being shot for a cold beer...heh heh.


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Default 12-09-2002, 02:26 PM

damn straight evil:


  
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Default 12-09-2002, 02:32 PM

Anytime guys. biggrin:
  
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Default 12-10-2002, 09:45 AM

Canadians have guns?
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Default 12-10-2002, 10:34 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":2da92]Canadians have guns?
mb[/quote:2da92]

Yeah, one or two...but they're REALLY shiny. biggrin:

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