Taking a sh*t in school.

Zap. USMC · **Taking a sh*t in school. -** 12-16-2002, 07:43 PM

Well, today really pissed me off. It was going good in history class when all of a sudden my stomach started to cramp. I thought "Oh christ, I got to shit!". So I crossed my legs hoping to give me around 5 extra mintues so I'd wait till the teacher got done with the lecture he was giving, so I wouldn't have to raise my hand and look like a fucking retard and ask "May I use the bathroom?". I waited and waited... and the rat bastard was still talking! So I thought, "Well... this is going to be all period thing". So I pinched my shit for 45 minutes..... sure you people would say thats easy.. but try holding liquid shit in for christ sake, I never felt so terrible in my life. I was gruntin' and twitchin all period! This hot chick behind me started to laugh!

WOw... it was terrible. Not to mention when the bell rang I literally 'ran' (more of a limp) to the door and went to the shitter! Then to find out these hicks were passin' chew! So I had to limp to the other bathroom... only to find out the only paper they had was pissed and spit on............

Man, I hate taking a shit in school. One of the WORST expierances in my entire fucking life. Not to mention when you do ask, the rat bastards ask where have you been for the last 10 min. You get the idea...

/rant over

Blitz-krieg · 12-16-2002, 07:46 PM

Yea i know what u mean dude, I have the same experience before (Happened to me twice in all 3 yrs,) and it felt terrible

Airborne Butters · 12-16-2002, 07:47 PM

Dude I don't even take a piss in school bathrooms cause it's sooooooo nasty!

SoLiDUS · 12-16-2002, 07:48 PM

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I hated having to go when I was at school too Zap... but when you have to
go, you HAVE TO GO. : o )

The worst was when I was in french class: the teacher just didn't care
whether you needed to go or not. After asking her politely, she refused:
I then proceeded to instruct her that I was getting up, going to the door
and finally the bathroom. She looked at me as if I was the most defiant
person she ever laid her eyes on...

When I came back, she said "you didn't take very long!", to that I replied:
"Well, I was thinking of you ...". I swear, people were almost screaming
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! Yep, I got to stay after school, but damn was it worth
it...

Arkan · 12-16-2002, 07:49 PM

Hey man, i could shit anywhere. Just remember to build yourself a nice big birds nest to sit on and everything will be alright!!

12-16-2002, 07:52 PM

Shit on the floor, one kid did that in my school lmfao, he also put a big wad of shit on a book rack

Zap. USMC · 12-16-2002, 07:54 PM

ROFL!

When I got done, my bowels felt like a clump of clay! I was 5 min late for my next class and said "my locker un-set". Of course she didn't believe me...

LOL! Bird's nest! Believe me, I do. But that won't matter when both toilets are plunged and the water that holds 5+ different peoples shit and piss in the toilet. Nasty indeed.

People are going to start calling me "shit-break", cause I'm starting to drive home and take a shit.

You know, one thing I like about the military. They respect your time to shit, even in basic!

Sgt. Tsunami · 12-16-2002, 07:56 PM

Gha, a kid did that in our school. He COVERED THE ENTIRE BATHROOM WITH IT!!!! Plus earlier he took a shit on one of my friends floor. His living room floor for christ's sake! Plus my friend's dad stepped in it........

Uh...you can guess the rest..... eek:

Oh yea, someone caught him "choking the chicken" during school.

Magnum · 12-16-2002, 07:56 PM

Yup. I hate doing that too. It's not much better in dorm bathrooms, but I suppose you kinda get used to it. Kinda.

Zap. USMC · 12-16-2002, 07:58 PM

Hey, at least in College you can walk out for a smoke or take a shit when you want!

Number one reason why I'm goin' LOL biggrin:

Arkan · 12-16-2002, 07:59 PM

Hey, remember this....some of the worlds best plans and inventions were thought of while spending quality time on the porcelin throne. As a matter of fact, thats one of my top 5 things to do in life!!

I'm gonna start a thread of the top 5 things!

Tripper · 12-16-2002, 08:11 PM

You guys go to wacky schools....People putting shit everywhere and what not....jeez!

Zap. USMC · 12-16-2002, 08:11 PM

.... hey! its America, you do what ya want! lol

Tripper · 12-16-2002, 08:15 PM

LOL....The wacky thing is, people WANT to do that! biggrin:

Sergeant_Scrotum · 12-16-2002, 08:25 PM

if someone at my school is taking a shit & we dont like them we throw big balls of paper that are soaked into the stall. ahh its classic to hear their screams for help biggrin: