I happened to be in the mall a couple of weeks ago with not much of anything to do.

I thought I'd go to the arcade and snipe some terrorist scum or something.
Upon arriving I saw a game called "dance dance something remix".
I swear this has to be one of the gayest things I saw, ever. There were people who are obviously too fucking big to play such childish games were stomping on the "dance floor" pads.

Apparently there are no sercet passageways under the mall, or these two morons would have discovered them.

then the gay "music" started throwing off my sniping so much that I decided to leave the area.