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haha -
03-13-2003, 11:47 PM
One day this
man walks out of his house to go
to work. He sees this snail on
his porch. So he picks it up and
chucks it over his roof, into the
back yard. Snail bounces off a
rock, cracks its shell all to shit,
and lands in the grass.
Snail lies there dying.
But it doesn't die. It eats some
grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new
shell. And after a while it can
crawl again. One day the snail up
and heads back to the front of the
house. Finally, after a year, the
little guy crawls back on the
porch. Right then, the man walks
out to go to work and sees this
snail again. So he says to it,
'What the fuck's your problem?'
ROFL
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Senior Member
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03-13-2003, 11:50 PM
eek: What the...I was hoping for a smart remark by the snail...
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Colonel
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03-14-2003, 12:07 AM
thanks, that story just gave me cancer
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03-14-2003, 12:18 AM
Blitz, that was by far the worst 30 seconds i've ever wasted in my life.
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03-14-2003, 12:22 AM
hake:
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03-14-2003, 12:25 AM
there was another one like that i was hoping it would be better.. im disappointed
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03-14-2003, 12:29 AM
not funny, retarded, but not funny
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Brigadier General
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03-14-2003, 01:46 AM
unfunny
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1st Lieutenant
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03-14-2003, 02:42 AM
[quote="Bazooka_Joe":cb4ac]Blitz, that was by far the worst 30 seconds i've ever wasted in my life.[/quote:cb4ac]
LOL...amen to that
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03-14-2003, 02:50 AM
[quote="Bazooka_Joe":11caf]Blitz, that was by far the worst 30 seconds i've ever wasted in my life.[/quote:11caf]
gg wintersforge.
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03-14-2003, 03:07 AM
My God are you high or just extremly stupid?
And i say that in the nicest way biggrin:
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03-14-2003, 03:12 AM
u make that up, or did u get that in the e-mail? by ralph? yes?
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General of the Army
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03-14-2003, 05:34 AM
Dude - That was TEH GHEY SUXCKS!
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03-14-2003, 02:02 PM
bahahahahhaha
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03-14-2003, 02:04 PM
Blitz, cut your spam.
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