[Captain Bunny]

A Cruise ship hits some rocks and sinks, a short while later a man is washed up on a desert island. He recovers himself and with no hope of rescue, begins to make a home for himself on the island. He sets up a system for fresh water, gathers fruit and grows some vegertables, and cages some wild pigs to breed and eat. A couple of days later, he sees a body washed up on the beach. He runs down to it and Lo! its kylie minogue. He gives her the kiss of life an she splutters out water. He takes her back to his hut where she recovers. A few months pass, and realising neither will be rescued, kylie and him have really been getting it on with wild sex three times a day.
One day, kylie looks at her man and notices he is looking glum.
"Why so glum?" she asks
"oh its nothing" he says "but i might feel better if you do some favours for me"
"Ok, name them" she says
"Firstly, tie your hair down so it looks quite short and manly"
confused, but willing, she does that.
"next could you slip into some of my clothes"
she does so
"and then can you draw a moustache and goatie on your face with this charcole"
"Ok, is there anything else you need me to do?" asks kylie
"Yeah, run to the end of the beach and then start walking back"
She does this, and when she comes into view on her way back, the man gets and starts waving his hands in the air shouting "Hey mate! Youll never guess who im shagging!!"