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03-28-2003, 12:33 PM
What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.
Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.
What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.
What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.
Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... F-14
What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.
What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force
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03-28-2003, 12:35 PM
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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
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Im sure some turkish people could also be wondering that... eek:
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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03-28-2003, 01:13 PM
Hehe, typical country paying out jokes, but always good a for a smile. freak:
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03-28-2003, 02:08 PM
pretty clever
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03-28-2003, 02:28 PM
[quote:4d366]What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from![/quote:4d366]
Haha! nice! biggrin:
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03-28-2003, 02:29 PM
saddam knows where they're coming from, he gets his news from CNN
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03-28-2003, 02:31 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":081d4]saddam knows where they're coming from, he gets his news from CNN[/quote:081d4]
God dammit, Old! It's a joke! Laugh!
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03-28-2003, 03:17 PM
I dunno, those jokes are very old (replace Iraq with France, Germany, Poland, Russia, Belguim or Newfoundland and it's nothing new). PEOPLE! Work on better jokes!
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03-28-2003, 03:43 PM
why do people do this while some of us are making jokes about this war people are dying in iraq
i think we should lay off the iraq jokes and shit like that
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03-28-2003, 03:47 PM
[quote="Maple SyRuP":46769]why do people do this while some of us are making jokes about this war people are dying in iraq
i think we should lay off the iraq jokes and shit like that[/quote:46769]
i think differently
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03-28-2003, 03:53 PM
[quote="Maple SyRuP":3ae2a]why do people do this while some of us are making jokes about this war people are dying in iraq
i think we should lay off the iraq jokes and shit like that[/quote:3ae2a]
We cant all morn every tragedy as it happens. No one has enough compasion or time for that.
Also, the topic was very clear. Why subject yourself to it if you knew you were going to be offended. No disrespect meant to you or the dying, but dont go around making yourself a victim.
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03-28-2003, 03:54 PM
im not im just tring to get theose people some resect
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03-28-2003, 03:59 PM
[quote="Maple SyRuP":4ca24]im not im just tring to get theose people some resect[/quote:4ca24]
OK, I understand what you are saying, I am just not in agreement with the sentiment.
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03-28-2003, 03:59 PM
[quote="Maple SyRuP":82b13]im not im just tring to get theose people some resect[/quote:82b13]
and you think they have none at all? what makes you high and mighty? hake:
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03-28-2003, 04:00 PM
[quote="Maple SyRuP":ced29]why do people do this while some of us are making jokes about this war people are dying in iraq
i think we should lay off the iraq jokes and shit like that[/quote:ced29]
why do you care? the republican iraqis probably make jokes about us like
How many american army can it take to hit iraqi?
none, they shoot british instead, gwahaha
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