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Default A Plan For A Better America ?? - 04-01-2003, 12:06 AM

Buddy sent me this....i like it.


[ Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energywise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any, anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

11) And lastly bring back the manufacturing to our country, curtail the cheap imports from all over the world and put the middle class back to work in our country.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan? ]


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Default 04-01-2003, 12:08 AM

you make a good point and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter


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Default 04-01-2003, 12:09 AM

Nice plan...

Too bad it would cripple the United States financially. But wish on.
  
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Default 04-01-2003, 01:02 AM

so basically its saying return back to the 1900's when america was pussy and isolationist. that cant work for many reasons, and also if america pulled out of every country wars would erupt and the worlds strongest nation would not do anything, this is the typical "america owns j00" attitude i hate
  
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Default 04-01-2003, 01:04 AM

LMAO, people bitch about Ameica getting into other countrys' businesses, and then bitch if someone suggests America should say "Fuck em." Make you your damned mind.
  
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Default 04-01-2003, 01:25 AM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":30251]LMAO, people bitch about Ameica getting into other countrys' businesses, and then bitch if someone suggests America should say "Fuck em." Make you your damned mind.[/quote:30251]

hehe, tell me about it.

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Default 04-01-2003, 01:33 AM

Go ahead and do it....See if we fucking care. happy:
  
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Default 04-01-2003, 02:23 AM

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Go ahead and do it....See if we fucking care. happy:
What he said ^ biggrin:




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Default 04-01-2003, 03:13 AM

Wishful thinking mostly.
  
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Default 04-01-2003, 03:45 AM

12) Make polygamy legal again.
  
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Default 04-01-2003, 03:45 AM

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LMAO, people bitch about Ameica getting into other countrys' businesses, and then bitch if someone suggests America should say "Fuck em." Make you your damned mind.
hehe, tell me about it.

Hey CamelToe, did you know you average 12.30 posts per day !! Holy shit man, don't you ever turn your 'puter off ??[/quote:ea84a]

lol when i go to school, but 12.3 is nothing compared to what vVolf had back before he got banned
  
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Default 04-01-2003, 06:20 AM

The world needs America?

It seemed to do just fine without it for 4.5 billion years.
  
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Default 04-01-2003, 08:39 AM

The whole point why America is the most powerful and richest country is due to the fact that its a very "non-isolated" nation.
The business greatly depends on the international market and cheap foreign labor as well the whole point of US troops stationed in Korea, Europe and the middle-east is to stabilize the region so the steady flow of oil will come making it cheaper as well stabilizing regions holding potential business partners.

...but then again that plan is only a joke, heh... oOo: freak:
  
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Default 04-01-2003, 09:07 AM

ok heres my plan

We take over Canada (they have an army the size of NYC police department.)
Then we go over to Mexico and take them over
Then South America
Then we go over to Europe and walk threw Portugal Spain and France
And take over the rest of the countries besides Russia and UK and Africa (who wants Africa?) i gess wel leave Aussie alone, too far to go. and Asia wel nuke China and NK and take all the countries besides NZ, that place is pretty cool.
WHOS WITH MEH!!!!11
  
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Default 04-01-2003, 09:23 AM

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ok heres my plan

We take over Canada (they have an army the size of NYC police department.)
Then we go over to Mexico and take them over
Then South America
Then we go over to Europe and walk threw Portugal Spain and France
And take over the rest of the countries besides Russia and UK and Africa (who wants Africa?) i gess wel leave Aussie alone, too far to go. and Asia wel nuke China and NK and take all the countries besides NZ, that place is pretty cool.
WHOS WITH MEH!!!!11

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