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Default Baghdad BoB - 04-14-2003, 09:00 PM

Quotes from Al sahaf:

The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days, we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target.


Russia can't warn us with their weak military. Excluding Nukes, we'd crush them.

"It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait. "

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!.

Are these the Americans? People remain silent and placate the Americans. By God, they only deserve scorn. We slaughtered them yesterday and we will continue to slaughter them.

Blair... is accusing us of executing British soldiers. We want to tell him that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured

It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.

My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all.

Now even the American command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us.

The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them. Until now they have refused to do battle with us. They are just going places. One can describe them as a boa: when it feels threatened, it runs to somewhere else.

The simple fact is this: they are foreigners inside a country which has rejected them. Therefore, these foreigners wherever they go or travel they will be rained down with bullets from everyone. Attacks by members of the resistance will only go up.

The United Nations [is] a place for prostitution under the feet of Americans

They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion.


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God i love this guy.

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Default 04-14-2003, 09:04 PM

They gotta book this guy to host SNL! He's so funny! Id like to see him in a sketch with Mango! biggrin:
  
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Default 04-14-2003, 09:15 PM

He is my hero... no man are you sure Sadam hired him to tell the news or be a comedian? Which one? biggrin:
  
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Default 04-15-2003, 06:24 AM

[quote:018b1]Russia can't warn us with their weak military. Excluding Nukes, we'd crush them.[/quote:018b1]
Thems fightin words! lmao
  
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Default 04-15-2003, 02:22 PM

rofl, yeah it is, i love how he spews BS


  
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Default 04-15-2003, 02:38 PM

Hes basically no different from any politian in the world.
  
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Default 04-15-2003, 02:40 PM

Yeah, who's ever heard of an honest politician? That's like decaf espresso.
  
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Default 04-15-2003, 02:45 PM

what the heck is baghdad bob?
  
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Default 04-15-2003, 07:48 PM

the guy in your sig, but from the title line, i thought he said "Baghdad Band of Brothers" and i was like "Ah HBO, we already had one" Even tho BoB was awesome, a Baghdad one would suck...
  
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Default 04-15-2003, 08:10 PM

yeah I always heard of him referred as comical ali
  
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