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Default funny thing i heard on the radio tonight - 04-17-2003, 09:26 PM

local radio show here in detroit.....a mother called in saying a local mall easter bunny was saying perverted remarks to her and her daughter..saying their tails our nicer than his..and he'd like to see her tail in 10 yrs...etc...so the local latenight dj had his intern and some other guys go to the mall with a paintball gun full of pastel paint..and screamed I HEARD YOU LIKE HITTING ON LITTLE GIRLS...and totally oWNED this easter bunny with the paintball guns...at least 70 plus shots...LOLOL...all you heard was the guy screaming in the suit and the interns saying GET SOME GET SOME...TOO FUNNY FOR THAT PERV!!...LOLOL


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Default 04-17-2003, 09:41 PM

Sure it's funny too you, But try getting paintball stains out of your bunny suit..
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 09:42 PM

...Those stains take forever to get out.
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 10:03 PM

Probably harder than getting the throat pudding stains out of the inside of it ..that damn pervert


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Default 04-17-2003, 10:06 PM

so those are the asshats who shot me at the mall! dammit, that was a rental suit!
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 10:09 PM

You just did exactly what I did, except you'd have to be a little more intelligent to figure mine out.
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 11:23 PM

on Haloween, me and friends go on top of the roof and snipe the ppl walking. so funny. last year, my friend was just walking downt he street and these guys did a drive by with eggs and nailed my friend, so we caught up with them on the other side of the street and screwed up their car with paintballs. Then i called my backup and we followed them until they ran out of gas. we had bats and there was about 15 us. they were so scared when we walked up to their car. we let them off easy. they will never do that again in our neighbourhood for sure because they know that we will beat them next time. Thats the way me and my crew roll here.
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 11:27 PM

[quote="[2ss]Panzer":02d12]on Haloween, me and friends go on top of the roof and snipe the ppl walking. so funny. last year, my friend was just walking downt he street and these guys did a drive by with eggs and nailed my friend, so we caught up with them on the other side of the street and screwed up their car with paintballs. Then i called my backup and we followed them until they ran out of gas. we had bats and there was about 15 us. they were so scared when we walked up to their car. we let them off easy. they will never do that again in our neighbourhood for sure because they know that we will beat them next time. Thats the way me and my crew roll here.[/quote:02d12]
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Speaking for drive bys, 2 years ago while walking home from school, this car full of high school fucks drove by and threw an iceball and hit me right in the face. Those little pricks drove off while i laid there bleeding prefusely from my nose. Nearly broke it hake:
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 11:28 PM

hahaha...how old were u?
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 11:32 PM

11

and it wasnt funny then and it isnt funny now, it's not like 50 cent getting shot 9 times, then laughing about it, i was only 11 in the 5th grade, and some fucks trying to be cool threw a fucking iceball at my face. hake:
  
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Default 04-18-2003, 12:16 AM

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...Those stains take forever to get out.
negative....paintballs are water soluble, meaning they wash off with water

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Default 04-18-2003, 12:41 AM

which station? was it K&T??
  
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Default 04-18-2003, 06:32 AM

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Speaking for drive bys, 2 years ago while walking home from school, this car full of high school fucks drove by and threw an iceball and hit me right in the face. Those little pricks drove off while i laid there bleeding prefusely from my nose. Nearly broke it hake:
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Default 04-18-2003, 08:48 AM

Q955 out of detroit


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Default 04-18-2003, 09:20 AM

dude that iceball totoaly owned j00. he he he he, ill find out where you live and then ice ball you again
  
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