Valedictorian

chipsdw · **Valedictorian -** 05-31-2003, 10:49 PM

alright here is the story of this years valedictorian in my school district. well this "handicapped" (we will get to how "handicapped" see is later) sued the school for 2.7 million dollars for the shame they caused her to have to share the valedictiorian title. you see this "handicapped" girl gets homeschooled lessons which means every class she can take is an AP so it is wieghted more in ur GPA. also on top of that she doesnt have to do stuff like gym, careers, driver ed, etc. so u no what she does inplace of those? MORE ap classes making it impossible no matter what for anyone to get as high of an GPA. so the school suggests co-valedictorians because the girl did work hard, but it is impossible for anyone else to get so high.

well anyway she sued and now the court decided the she will be the sole valedictorian.

anyway the thing is her handicapped is that if she excersises she gets tired. the only odd thing about that is she works out at a gym for at least an hour a day... yet she cannont go to school!

well now her house is being valdalized in many ways (eggs, tolet paper, paintballs, cheesewhiz... yes cheese whiz was actually used). and the money remains yet to be decided by the court.

also this person has been known to do lots of charity so she can "give back to the community". well she is doing a kick ass job at that wasting our money for the tutors, and then suing the school.

negative · 05-31-2003, 10:56 PM

i dont think she should get it. She doesnt even attend school-ive seen many handicaps attend a school

Airborne Butters · 05-31-2003, 10:57 PM

since when was being lazy and fat a handicap? I coulda been getting stuff long ago! I better hope on this bandwagon!

chipsdw · 05-31-2003, 11:01 PM

well she isnt fat its something that she says makes her tired when she does stuff... yet she manages to go to a gym everyday.

Bucknub · 05-31-2003, 11:07 PM

I can see this now

" Scandle at local High school, girl fakes being differently able to get a higher GPA" oOo:

05-31-2003, 11:33 PM

Give back to the community. Then she sues the school.. haha

06-01-2003, 01:24 AM

there's an amazing scene in life is beautiful where guido attempts to excape from the concentration camp, but instead coems across about 1000 bodies stacked 50 feet high. i think it was a backround, but it looked so real. they used smoke to blur the view so you cant be exactly sure how they did it. you also have to look real close to see the bodies, pale, bony bodies

gtboys34 · 06-01-2003, 01:36 AM

lol, thats a funny story man. But umm, what is her handicap?And, how much money has she wasted( give me an approximate amount plz)

SoLiDUS · 06-01-2003, 05:20 AM

Oh well; if she planned it, she's smarter than all of you and consequently
deserves the Valedictorian title. Cheers... biggrin:

chipsdw · 06-01-2003, 08:23 AM

well the name for her handicapped is choronic fatigue.

and solidus i could plan for every smart person to get a whack with a lead pipe until it finally got down to me couldnt i? but that would be low and cheating. and plus even though i planned it i wouldnt be smarter.

Kamil-RS · 06-01-2003, 10:14 AM

yeah can't she get a waiver for gym then? my school allows that, i dunno if your parents are the ones to get it done though. maybe a doctor's note will do the trick....i am all confused now. i think the chick was just lazy!

Simo Häyhä · 06-01-2003, 05:10 PM

is she hot? got a pic????

SoLiDUS · 06-01-2003, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chipsdw

well the name for her handicapped is choronic fatigue.

and solidus i could plan for every smart person to get a whack with a lead pipe until it finally got down to me couldnt i? but that would be low and cheating. and plus even though i planned it i wouldnt be smarter.

Face it: she outsmarted you.

She had a condition she could use to get herself out of school. Further to
that, the only classes she could take to replace the ones found in-school
are AP classes, which give more credits. If she planned it, she absolutely
deserves it. I like her...

biggrin:

Tripper · 06-01-2003, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS

Quote:

Originally Posted by chipsdw

well the name for her handicapped is choronic fatigue.

and solidus i could plan for every smart person to get a whack with a lead pipe until it finally got down to me couldnt i? but that would be low and cheating. and plus even though i planned it i wouldnt be smarter.

Face it: she outsmarted you.

She had a condition she could use to get herself out of school. Further to
that, the only classes she could take to replace the ones found in-school
are AP classes, which give more credits. If she planned it, she absolutely
deserves it. I like her...

biggrin:

Hahaha, Sloi is right.

j00 GoT OwNed By a HanDiCap HAX!!!!!1

Old Reliable · 06-01-2003, 09:18 PM

what a dumb hoe, she should move to my old high school and she wouldnt even make top 10%