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Default Bugs on the windshield - 06-26-2003, 03:58 PM

[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030623/capt.1056385017.windshield_death_wxs102.jpg[/img]

FORT WORTH, Texas - Jurors saw pictures of the twisted, bruised and bloody body of a homeless man Monday as a former nurse's aide went on trial on charges she hit him with her car, drove home with his body lodged grotesquely in the windshield and left him to die in her garage.

Prosecutors and defense attorneys in the murder case both said Chante Jawan Mallard, 27, smoked marijuana, took Ecstasy and drank heavily in the hours before she hit Gregory Biggs on a highway in the early hours of Oct. 26, 2001. The defense doesn't dispute what happened but says it was an accident, not murder.

Defense attorney Jeff Kearney said Mallard was just one exit from her home, so she kept driving with "a body entirely in her car, the head in the floorboard, legs going in directions that no one thought humanely possible. You can't imagine."

Mallard faces life in prison if convicted of murder. She pleaded guilty to a lesser charge, tampering with evidence, before attorneys began opening statements on the murder charge. The tampering charge could lead to a sentence of two to 10 years.

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Default 06-26-2003, 04:01 PM

Yeah, I heard about this.

How the fuck can you hit someone and keep driving all the way to your house, and then leave them still lodged in the windshield?

Fucking morons. She should be charged with murder. Thats not a fucking accident.
  
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Default 06-26-2003, 04:05 PM

Holy crap! How do you drive home with at least a 150 lb body enlodged in your windshield?! Jeez. . .people are sick, man.
  
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Default 06-26-2003, 04:07 PM

I do it all the time.
  
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Default 06-26-2003, 04:19 PM

She is no longer just charged, now she is convicted.
  
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Default 06-26-2003, 04:41 PM

I say we mow her down with a HUM-V!


  
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Default 06-26-2003, 04:52 PM

... and then stick a hot iron up her butt ! happy:
  
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Default 06-26-2003, 04:55 PM

Hey, they killed two birds with one stone at least. Got that homeless unemployed bum off the street, and a fatass druggie bitch behind bars so she can get eaten out by the big african con named "Uhfufu".
  
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Default 06-26-2003, 05:12 PM

[quote:de261]Hey, they killed two birds with one stone at least. Got that homeless unemployed bum off the street, and a fatass druggie bitch behind bars so she can get eaten out by the big african con named "Uhfufu". [/quote:de261]


You should run for Parliament, I like your style.
  
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Default 06-26-2003, 05:20 PM

i heard that after she parked it in the garage she went in the house & fucked her boy friend. maby it was a different but similar story. not sure. btw what goes trough a bugs head when it hits a windsheild? its ass! evil:
  
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Default 06-26-2003, 05:27 PM

ROFL check out the message boards for this shit.

http://post.news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs ... qcofXPow--

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 06-26-2003, 06:19 PM

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ROFL check out the message boards for this shit.

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"i kicked white man in dick today"
My god... Yahoo has the most racist message boards.......


  
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Default 06-26-2003, 06:23 PM

She was able to drive with the body because she had been drinking and was suspected of also being a dirty pill popper.

Speaking of which, 430 cant come soon enough!
  
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Default 06-26-2003, 07:22 PM

ahahaha!

[quote:72d9a]about how sorry she is! Fvck her in the ass with a splintered telephone pole![/quote:72d9a]
  
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Default 06-26-2003, 07:46 PM

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":37031]i heard that after she parked it in the garage she went in the house & fucked her boy friend. maby it was a different but similar story.[/quote:37031]
Yeah, that was a similar story about a year ago. She ran over some homeless guy and left him on her windsheild to die...and no, she wasn't high or drunk. She was blonde.
  
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