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Default 7:22 am - 06-28-2003, 09:29 AM
at 7:22 am my mom gav birth to my step sister. she weighs 7 lbs 7 oz. and is 20.5 inches long. its going to be weird being 18 years older than your sister, though.

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Default 06-28-2003, 10:10 AM
You will be like a brother to her.

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Default 06-28-2003, 11:04 AM
june has been the craziest month of my life. All the studying for finals, looking for colleges, ACTs SATs. Then getting arrested and going to court, to my mom giving birth at age 44. damnnnn

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Default 06-28-2003, 11:07 AM
Congrats man!
crazy month indeed.
You now have two thing to look forward to with your new sister.

1. If youre ever out with her, people will assume you are the father.

2. Chics love babies, youll be mobbed by them when out with her!
  
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Default 06-28-2003, 11:13 AM
holy f*** i woulda guessed the baby woulda had problems with all the stress your mum woulda had with you being a l337 h4x0r and all
  
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Default 06-28-2003, 11:14 AM
can we get pics? biggrin:
  
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By the time she's 10, your mom will be 54 oOo:
  
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By the time she's 10, your mom will be 54 oOo:
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Default Re: 7:22 am - 06-28-2003, 12:28 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":65b5d]at 7:22 am my mom gav birth to my step sister. she weighs 7 lbs 7 oz. and is 20.5 inches long. its going to be weird being 18 years older than your sister, though.[/quote:65b5d]

i'm sorry, children are a horrible thing.
  
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Default 06-28-2003, 01:41 PM
dont worry about it. by the time you get out of jail she will probably be grown and have kids of her own.
  
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Default 06-28-2003, 01:44 PM
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dont worry about it. by the time you get out of jail she will probably be grown and have kids of her own.
haw haw that was preetty good biggrin:
  
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Default 06-28-2003, 07:17 PM
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dont worry about it. by the time you get out of jail she will probably be grown and have kids of her own.
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