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Default Funny if it wasnt so scary - 07-11-2003, 03:45 PM

OMG this is funny, even if it scares teh hell out of me.

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

I like how hte one girl was able to prove life doesnt come from non-life by putting a multi-vitamin and a lump of charcoal into a jar of water.

LOL - These poor kids are going to be sooooo unprepared for life.

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Default 07-11-2003, 03:50 PM

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2001 Prize Winners:
Elementary School Level

1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"

2nd Place: "Pine Cones Are Complicated"

Honorable Mention:
"God Made Kitty" - Sally Reister (grade 3)
"The Bible Says Creation" - Aaron Kent (grade 5)
"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4)
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BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWWW!!!


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Default 07-11-2003, 03:57 PM

thats so damn funny happy:

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets;


omg. i love retarted religous nuts. if oyu want to see more stuff like this i recomend zboard. I recomend you dont post shit though. i did & they called the FBI on me & the FBI investigated me (yes they actully did, im not kidding) anyways im too lazy to upload all my old threads from the old days of me posting there. il do it later. anyways. enjoy a good laugh http://www.zboard.net/

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Default 07-11-2003, 04:10 PM

aha crazy religon kids geting warped by Jesus. Religon is a cult
  
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Default 07-11-2003, 04:18 PM

they're all fucked up in the head oOo: . still, that's funnier than hell. I agree Pest, they will all not amount to much in life.
  
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Default 07-11-2003, 05:01 PM

The site is fake.
  
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Default 07-11-2003, 05:44 PM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":ad69f]The site is fake.[/quote:ad69f]

Yep, it is...but it's still damn funny. biggrin:


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Default 07-11-2003, 05:47 PM

my fun at Zboard (not faked) i am MSI & thats all in the thread

page 1: http://site.voila.fr/sargents/pray4me1.html

page 2: http://site.voila.fr/sargents/pray4me2.html
  
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Default 07-11-2003, 05:53 PM

"why is it so important thing that she keeps it (her virginity)? its not like its worth money or anything."

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Default 07-11-2003, 06:22 PM

they all need help, they have been brainwashed
Science has proven that there is no god
  
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Default 07-11-2003, 06:46 PM

those threads were the funniest things i've seen in a looooong time
  
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Default 07-11-2003, 09:14 PM

zboard, the memories


  
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Default 07-11-2003, 09:23 PM

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they all need help, they have been brainwashed
Science has proven that there is no god
how?
  
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Default 07-11-2003, 09:35 PM

My browser gets hijacked by an ad page everytime I try the link and I can't get to the page..

Guess what the ad is for?

Anti pop up software.

Fuck sake.
  
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Default 07-12-2003, 02:18 AM

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"why is it so important thing that she keeps it (her virginity)? its not like its worth money or anything."
ahahahah
  
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